clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

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skypestripper:

why is that car so close to the wall

phiftycent:

you knew it was coming

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brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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Poor Anxiety Sufferer's

polepixie:

HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!

IN AMERICA HEALTH INSURANCE IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE AND SELF MEDICATING IS NOT THE BEST OPTION, BUT IF YOU HAVE NO OTHER OPTION, LET ME SHARE THE CHEAPEST, MOST EFFECTIVE ANTI-ANXIETY/ANTI-PANIC TREATMENT EVER!

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THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING TO SAVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

DO NOT…

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